Did I get a good deal?

I am in B’lore Central along with my cousin and her friends, browsing through everything. We spot a pair of pink shorts, of course meant for girls. Out of the blue, I am challenged to wear them and roam around a bit. Okay, so I ask them, what is in it for me? I am offered dinner at any restaurant of my choice. Nah… I am not interested. They change the wager from dinner to a shot of tequila. Hmm, this just got interesting, I may even do this. I ask them to increase the odds and now it is two shots of tequila. So, I do it…. Some moments of embarrasment is compensated for by two shots! I think I got a good deal. What do you say? May 28th, 5:20 pm

Summer at home!!

 

• Awesome food 😛
• Slow computer – PIII and 64 MB RAM
• Slow internet – 33.6 Kbps line 😦
• A guy who has been toying with computers for more then four years sits down to repair his home computer and fails abysmally
• Delicious food 😀
• Demotion from my dear bike to a vintage Bajaj scooter 😦
• Promotion from the bike to a car 🙂
• Awful traffic jams
• More food
• Sitting in front of idiot box – All day long songs and movies albeit not of my choice
• Insufferable commercial breaks
• Frequent power-cuts
• And some more food 🙂
• Very hot weather
• The cool breeze of the cooler
• And food!

This sums up my summer holidays! May 19th, 4:30 pm

 

A post has been due for a long time now…

I hate parties

The way I see a party…

• Put on a fake smile
• Say ‘Namaste’ to every other person
• Shake hands with all the remaining ones, even if you don’t know them
• Ask them about their well-being when you don’t care a shit about it
• Say “I’m great!” even if you are critically ill
• Make small talk
• Say you had great food when you have had better food in your mess
• Say “See you soon!” even when the next meet could be in heaven/hell

I hate parties! May 4th, 12:00 noon