Speculations regarding specifics of my spectacles are rife.
Some say, I am careless. Some say I have lost my mind, and hence spectacles do not matter. Some say, I do not listen well, so I lost them. Some say, I should never take them off, else how would I search for them. Speculations are ubiquitous.
I say, blame it on the job!
Four years of college, one pair of spectacles was enough. One year of job, and a week back I lost my fourth pair! (Five if you count the one-temple spectacles I am wearing right now)
If I had saved the fortune I have spent and still spending on spectacles (they are filthy expensive!), I could have bought a yacht, and right now would have been languishing somewhere off the coast of Hawaii and not writing this post from the top-of-the-class laptop I would have bought.
I demand my vision & money back!