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Pondicherry Trip

After a flurry of mails & phone-calls, the venue had been decided - Pondicherry. A three-day weekend was to be converted to an unforgettable experience. Last minute bookings, rescheduling of flights, and Tatkal tickets later, our group (minus a very important heavy-weight personality) met at Chennai.

Some haggling later, we were at CMBT to board a bus to Pondicherry. A hasty climb into the bus to get good seats, an even hastier descent - owing to some unavoidable circumstances, some “Hi’s” - resulting in a company of Blonde & Red-Head Hi, craning neck at unbelievable angles to catch a glimpse of the sea, an old lady shouting at us in Tamil while we understood zilch, a flat-tyre, much hand waving to stop the taxis, some more haggling, and we reached Pondicherry at around 4 p.m. instead of the 1 or 2 p.m. we had planned.

We had booked our guest-house without even seeing it, since no other accommodation was available, we took what we got. Family Guest House turned out to be a great place to stay at a very cheap price. A much-needed bath was taken and off we went in search of some place that would abate our rumbling stomachs. After passing numerous bars and even more numerous liquor shops we finally found a place that had only “Restaurant” written across its board, instead of the usual “Bar & Restaurant” - which was generally Bar and few snacks. Food came and out came the perennial rescuers - Salt and Pepper. Every restaurant we went to in Pondicherry had food especially made for the foreigners. All of them were very bland, almost no spices. The non-veggies had a gala time (including one amazing dinner when they had the most unforgettable Prawn Soup!); while we veggies had to eat everything with oodles of salt and pepper.

First day we hardly had anytime and just went to the beach within the city - well that could hardly be called a beach. On one side of Beach Road is the endless sea, the Bay of Bengal awaited us; but unluckily there was no sand, just rocks, and then the rough sea. We could not even go to the water, the rocks nearest were covered in moss and going there would have been a sure-shot invitation to death. We went as near as we could without taking any major risks and waited for the big waves, so that the spray could reach us. Within 10-15 minutes, the tide had built up appreciably and we had to return back. But that rocky beach played host to the beautiful mornings, both the days I was up early and one day I able to catch the sunrise too :)

Next day we hired Kinetic Hondas (unluckily all bikes had already been hired :( ) and headed towards Paradise Beach. It is connected to land, but we went to it by a boat, and we felt as if we are going to some Hawaiian Beach. Beautiful palm trees escorted us to the golden sands; few cottages, and a beer shop awaited us, but that was later. We jumped into the blue sea. Earlier I had heard that the beaches in Pondicherry are dangerous, on just seeing the beach it did not feel dangerous - granted that the sea was a bit rough, but did not seem dangerous. My allusions of safety vanished within 5 minutes. The beaches in Pondicherry have a very strong undercurrent. The waves that hit the shore, when they are receding, they pull you back with them. On the lines of ostriches, but instead of our heads, we dug in our legs and hands in the sand to stop the sea pulling us in.

The other major beach of Pondicherry - Auroville Beach - was again dangerous. It also was not as beautiful as Paradise Beach, but stand-alone it was amazing. There was quite a steep descent to the water, and even this beach had very strong undercurrents. This time around the max we could get into water was knee-deep and even then we had to dig our legs into the sand. I sat in ankle-deep water for a long time and had to dig in deep to stop being pulled in by the waves. The power of the waves and the sea cannot be fathomed unless you experience it first hand.

Pondicherry as a city is very relaxing, well structured, and well maintained. The MG Road runs through the length of the city. We had no idea about the roads, but reached any place without any problems. The rue de Bussy has many good restaurants lining both the sides. The antique shops in the side-lanes add to the charm of Pondicherry.

Well that was all tourist stuff, now to the main thing - the booze. Two nights in Pondicherry, and eight bottles were finished off - and we are not heavy drinkers. No taxes make the liquor very cheap and we used that to our full advantage. Finally after eons, I drank properly and was on a high. Red Wine, Port Wine, Vodka, White Rum - and since the Guest House we were staying in had a refrigerator, everything was chilled. No better time, place and company to drink :D

Some Memorable Moments:

  • We developed a full-fledged business idea revolving around toilets. ****** International Toilets were designed, and commercials were developed… There is still an on-going discussion on whether it should be pay-per-minute, or pay-per-download.
  • The Hi’s. One of us learnt to say Hi and has been using the technique very effectively. But as soon as the Hi turns on hearing the Hi, he starts talking with us starting every sentence with Hi. The best moment was when he said Hi without turning and the Hi turned out to be a guy. :D
  • The Magic Show - enough said.
  • Actually the whole trip, it is total stupidity trying to make a list of most memorable moments…

MAZAA AA GAYA!!!

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Parrots

Was standing in the balcony, talking on phone, when I noticed a pair of parrots descend on the tree in the opposite house. I metamorphosed into a Gadget Freak, handling cell-phone and digital-camera simultaneously and clicked this:

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Power!

Recently I had a small whiff of power.

I was on my way back from office waiting at the Cyber Tower Junction when a traffic-policeman walks up to me and asks me for a lift. I ask where, he names a place on my way back, so I ask him to hop on. I knew that at that time of the evening the traffic would be crawling - to put it mildly, and had prepared myself mentally for the back-breaking drive ahead. What I had not anticipated was having a guy who had the authority to control the traffic and was willing enough to enforce his will from the rear-seat of a bike.

After some time I noticed that the traffic seemed to be thin; I had covered almost double the distance I would have covered on any normal day. I was congratulating myself for such a prudent choice of time, and decided to check the time. This slight sideways movement enabled me to watch the spirited gesticulation of the pillion-riding cop. With apt strategic setting of the left rear view mirror I was able to follow the whole show of controlling traffic from the rear-seat. He puts up a hand to the left, the traffic from left stops; he puts up a hand on the right, the traffic from right stops. The cop paved a way for himself and hence for me till his destination.

On one hand I was feeling good that the stretch that takes me 20-25 minutes, I covered in hardly 15 minutes, but on the other hand I felt bad, really bad. I always had a complaint when the cops stopped traffic, so that any important person can pass, I used to curse them. This time, being on the other side, gave me a heady whiff of power; but I also felt very ashamed of myself. I did not ask the cop to manipulate traffic, but neither did I stop him.

Robbing a Robber’s Thoughts

Ahh! Finally! The last one also left. But I should not spring into action, let me wait a while. People are still there on the ground floor.*After one hour*

Hmmm, why are these people sauntering around? It’s hot out here for God’s sake! People should be in their homes or in their offices now. Anyways, I’ve been planning this heist for a long time now. Let me wait a tad more.

*Another hour passes by…*

Good, at last the road is also deserted. Now I can go in undetected. Summer heat allows me to work two shifts - afternoons and nights, and I’m surely not complaining.

*Sneaks in, climbs the stairs stealthy*

Ohh! Why isn’t the first floor empty?!?! Should I flee? Should I take the risk and go ahead? I have been planning this for a long time, and one of these guys has also gone home. But it’s risky… God! What confusion!!

Hey, what is that sound? The television has been switched on! Good, I’ll proceed, although a bit cautiously.

*Gets accosted by the locked door*

Latch or lock? Latch or lock? Sturdy lock, flimsy latch… So latch it is.

*Converts the room from a peaceful abode to a scene of crime*

Huh! That latch was a piece of cake. Hmmm, three rooms… Let me start with the bedrooms. Valuables are generally there only.

*Enters room #1*

Where did I come to? A garbage dump could be more habitable…

*Proceeds to the suitcases standing in the corner*

What are these guys?! Only certificates… Don’t they have any cards, or some cash preferably!

Two suitcases and all I find are certificates! And a room full of clothes. Bah! Let me go to the other bedroom.

*Enters room #2*

Thank God, at least this room is not a dump yard for clothes… But the room is too bare.

A bed against the left wall, a TV at the right corner, a beanbag at the foot of bed, and some paintings - especially at the right wall - would surely add some colour to the room.

Hmmm, I can be a good interior decorator too… But future career prospects can be taken care of later. Right now I am but a petty thief.

More suitcases! Hope there is something valuable this time around.

*No thought bubbles for next 3 minutes, and then…*

ARGHHHH! I hate bachelors! I hate bachelors who are IT professionals! I hate bachelors who are IT professionals and are smart enough not to keep any valuables in their rooms!

*Sits with his back to the wall, hands on head, muttering obscenities… Some time later*

I should not lose heart, there is one more room left. I’ll hope for the best.

*Enters room #3*

Finally! I can see at least one valuable thing! But how am I supposed to carry a monitor and a CPU in broad daylight? It sure is searing hot out there, but carrying such a load would surely make me conspicuous. I cannot take that risk.

Hey what is that? The CPU cover is open. An extra hard disk - cool! I’ll take that, finally something! That reminds me, recently my computer has been slowing down - this RAM may help.

*Pulls out the hard disk and the RAM*

Finally! Something is better then nothing.

Let me go through the rest of the room.

That shelf is full of stuff. Hope I find some credit cards there.

Books, books, books, and more books! I hate bookworms! I hate bookworms who are bachelors! I hate bookworms who are bachelors and IT professionals! I hate bookworms who are bachelors and IT professionals and careful enough to not keep valuables in their home!

But aren’t bachelors supposed to be careless?!?

Never, ever in my life am I going to rob a bachelor pad again! A whole afternoon wasted! I hate bachelors!

*One last look around the room*

Hmmm, a CD case. Let me see if I find some interesting movies in there… What is this? 10-17 and other stuff. What sort of CD title is that? Let me some other CDs… Season-1 1-9, Season-3 12-18, Season-6 22-end and Season-7 1-4.

*Goes through the whole CD case, searching for a descriptive title*

Is this place not occupied by software engineers? They must know about the naming standards!

*Some more title reading and then a bulb flickers on over his head*

PAYDIRT! I have hit pay dirt! This is the whole 10-season collection of Friends! Whoa!

God bless these bachelors! I love them!

*Exits*

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[Inspired by the robbery that took place at our home in May 2006. Had been thinking of writing this for a long time; the incomplete draft has been languishing for almost 6 months now. Got around to finishing it today]

Time for Obituary?

23 days! This is even longer then the announced break; that lasted whole of 7 days.

It is not as if there is nothing to write about. Frillion things have happened, but no words - actually no time to utter the words.

Friends getting betrothed, friends returning to blogging, friends blogging away at fiendish pace, friends missing out on a one in a billion opportunity. And then the best day for all Ganguly lovers. And then the most pissed-off guy finds my blog. And I find a post that talks to me :)

I missed blogging. As of now I am unable to frame sentences, the most used key in the keyboard is backspace - I keep on altering the statements.

Am I back to blogging?


 

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